It’s hard to imagine anything more unnecessary and hilarious than a bright green Lamborghini Aventador SV, but I guess it’s not that hard if you’re rich.

Maritime machinery, as ever, has come to the rescue, with an even more unnecessary, even more hilarious, and even more green solution designed specifically for one Floridian, who is now, kindly, giving you the opportunity to own this truly special pair, with the help of James Edition .



Scientists and philosophers have long argued about whether a notion could be calcified and turned into a solid chunk of reality, and we now know that yes, avarice and excess can, indeed, be plucked from the ether and made real.

Coming in at a healthy $2.2 million, this 740 hp Lamborghini and this 1,500 hp (on race gas, but why would ever sully this thing with pump gas?) custom-made MTI 52’ Super Veloce, and its trailer ($100,000 value) can now be yours.

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The Aventador has only 700 miles on the clock, while the boat has an unknown number of miles. What is known about the boat is how much it cost to paint ($80,000) and how much it cost to install a sound system ($20,000). So, really, buying the pair is just saving you all kinds of money and trouble.

The boat does look remarkably like the Lamborghini it's doing an impression of, with a Reventon-like spoiler at the back, sharp-edged taillights under it, and sharp creases all the way to the front. It’s also flippin' enormous at a staggering 52 feet long, dwarfing the Aventador.

Best of all, though, you can see the pair in action on TV, as they were featured on a recent episode of “The Secret Lives of the Super Rich,” if you’re interested in such a show.