Portuguese soccer star, Cristiano Ronaldo’s life is just better than yours. Not only did he recently drag his national team, kicking and screaming into its first European championship, but now he’s gotten to go behind the wheel of Bugatti’s latest super-hyper-ridiculous car, the Chiron.



As we all now know, the Chiron was designed to be more of a beast than its predecessor, the Veyron, and it can go from 0-250-0 mph in less than 60 seconds. And it’s top speed is somewhere north of ridiculous, though Bugatti won’t tell us just how far north. So it’s no surprise that Ronaldo’s collection of supercars pales in comparison to the Bug'.

Watch the ad above, and regret the fact that you didn’t devote all your waking hours to learning how to kick a ball really well.