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Re: Got dumped tonight (chrislane31)

girls are so ****ed up. you will get over it. so will she. just keep yourself occupied. do things to take your mind off of her. be with good friends, that always helps. get some drugs, get ****ed up, call on some old flings you used to have and get some strange ass. it wil make you feel better. the first stage of breaking up is the worst. if you can make it a week, you can make it two and so on.
im in that boat rightnow. i got dumped on saturday.
i say **** em, literally..
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Re: Got dumped tonight (bassman1987)

Well, the good news is you'll never have to hear "you spend more time with your car than me!" again.
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Life goes on, as long as you guys didn't have a kid or something, you'll be picking up chicks in your dub in no time. http://****************.com/smile/emthup.gif
 
Re: Got dumped tonight (Lumis_Wolfy)

it's usually guys dumping girls, i don't know why a girl should dump a guy. but trust me it's probabely better for you now. my gf is all nice and stuff but i'd still prefer single better
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(so i could spend my money on my cars and noone would complain )
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Re: Got dumped tonight (jamaicula)

Quote, originally posted by jamaicula »

Do you know how much money she just saved you.

just to inform everyone, he does drive a vw. instead of saving money he is just going to redirect it towards something a lot better/
sorry bro. keep your chin up
 
I don't know if anyone has said this before, but DON'T go back to her, even if she comes all naked to you.....
That is the worst thing to do...
(Unless you have a really cold heart and can get ON her once and dump her again
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I like to chase a lot of girls away and weed out the superficial ones, by telling them my last gf was lucky if she got Wendy's and a stuffed animal for her birthday. lol
That way I get the girls that always want me. I never got dumped by a girl, relationships just dissolve. So I max out on like having several gf's at a time I'm like a bank and they make a big deposit and keep coming back for withdrawls intermittently. Because I promise high interest..

To be honest I haven't found a girl smart enuff for me to say I honestly love her to a full extent. I just like certain things about a lot of them, main points are they are hot, no leeway here. They have to be prude and just put out for me, another big challenge for girls, plus they have to be cool, I don't like dork gf's.
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Modified by sabatosh at 8:42 AM 10-26-2005
 
Re: (sabatosh)

Quote, originally posted by sabatosh »
I like to chase a lot of girls away and weed out the superficial ones, by telling them my last gf was lucky if she got Wendy's and a stuffed animal for her birthday. lol
That way I get the girls that always want me. I never got dumped by a girl, relationships just dissolve. So I max out on like having several gf's at a time I'm like a bank and they make a big deposit and keep coming back for withdrawls intermittently. Because I promise high interest..

To be honest I haven't found a girl smart enuff for me to say I honestly love her to a full extent. I just like certain things about a lot of them, main points are they are hot, no leeway here. They have to be prude and just put out for me, another big challenge for girls, plus they have to be cool, I don't like dork gf's.
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Modified by sabatosh at 8:42 AM 10-26-2005

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Re: (sabatosh)

Quote, originally posted by sabatosh »
I like to chase a lot of girls away and weed out the superficial ones, by telling them my last gf was lucky if she got Wendy's and a stuffed animal for her birthday. lol
That way I get the girls that always want me. I never got dumped by a girl, relationships just dissolve. So I max out on like having several gf's at a time I'm like a bank and they make a big deposit and keep coming back for withdrawls intermittently. Because I promise high interest..

To be honest I haven't found a girl smart enuff for me to say I honestly love her to a full extent. I just like certain things about a lot of them, main points are they are hot, no leeway here. They have to be prude and just put out for me, another big challenge for girls, plus they have to be cool, I don't like dork gf's.
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Modified by sabatosh at 8:42 AM 10-26-2005


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Re: (sabatosh)

Quote, originally posted by sabatosh »
I like to chase a lot of girls away and weed out the superficial ones, by telling them my last gf was lucky if she got Wendy's and a stuffed animal for her birthday. lol
That way I get the girls that always want me. I never got dumped by a girl, relationships just dissolve. So I max out on like having several gf's at a time I'm like a bank and they make a big deposit and keep coming back for withdrawls intermittently. Because I promise high interest..

To be honest I haven't found a girl smart enuff for me to say I honestly love her to a full extent. I just like certain things about a lot of them, main points are they are hot, no leeway here. They have to be prude and just put out for me, another big challenge for girls, plus they have to be cool, I don't like dork gf's.
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Modified by sabatosh at 8:42 AM 10-26-2005

LOL! I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD! The bank analogy, omg. I am at a complete loss for thoughts & words! "Just put out for me" & "max out on having several gf's at a time"! You owe me a new gut.
 
Re: (Jezztor)

Anyway....On the upside, she was a girlfriend, not a wife. You got off cheap. In the words of Sam Kinison, RIP, "I've been married twice and I'll never get married again. Why? BECAUSE I'M TIRED OF GIVING AWAY ALL MY S--T EVERY FIVE YEARS!". He did get married again, and died in a car crash, he was on the way to Vegas and I'm sure the last thing he heard from her before the crash was, "Honey, what are you thinking about?".
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