This has to be some of the funniest stuff I've ever read. The ignorance of these people is astounding. This guy claims a stock Sephia can run the 1/4 in 11 sec with the use of Silicone Transmission fluid. Oh wow, I've never seen a bigger idiot. http://www.streetkiaz.com/viewtopic.php?topic=154&forum=14&16
Chris
Re: 3500 HP Kia? OMG, I couldn't stop laughing.... (slimmy)
ROTFLMAO!!!
Mods:
T44 Excaliber ProtoType Engine consisting of 24 - 2 1/2 inch cylinders with H-beam arms.
48 Denso Iridium Spark Plugs
24 600cc Accel fuel injectors
3 sets of Nology HOTWIRES spark plug wires
Wait a sec... He has 24 cylinders, 48 spark plugs, but only three sets of spark plug wires? Interesting.... Must be three banks of 8 cylinders? Wow, he has outengineered Bugatti!
Its a 24 cylinder! Wow!
Re: 3500 HP Kia? OMG, I couldn't stop laughing.... (gtivr4)
My favorite is this part:
"15) a custom 16 speed duel shift TIPTRONIC transmission
a 16 speed dual shift tiptronic transmission was custom build by Fighter tech industries. The torque converter alone has over 150 teeth."
19) Custom specified Centerforce Clutch
Why do need a clutch?
Somone from the Vortex is causing a little trouble in Kia land methinks and they're believing it. That's the best part!
Re: 3500 HP Kia? OMG, I couldn't stop laughing.... (audiness)
ROTFLMFAO
i hope that this guy is joking. check out what he said about his recent $1500 ticket
I was comming home from work, and i didnt want to stop, didnt have a choice though i ran out of gas. thats how the cop go me.
speeding? ha 254 over the speed limit.
hmmmmm yeeeaahhhh said the judge let him off because he owns a kia as well. so what, he was going around 300 mph or so. man, those McLaren F1s better watch out.
Re: 3500 HP Kia? OMG, I couldn't stop laughing.... (CanuckPal)
Actually, if you do a search on his posts, he honestly thinks he's an all knowing guru. Unless of course, he's just a really good troll. In that case, I'm an idiot.
Re: 3500 HP Kia? OMG, I couldn't stop laughing.... (200HP4dr)
Just to let you guys in on it, there was a "Mustang Kill Story" posted on this stupid-a$$ Kia board, so a bunch of people from corral.net went over there and started posting the reeeally crazy stuff. If you read carefully, you can figure out who's for real and who's kidding. The Kia people are so clueless that they usually can't tell the difference . . .
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