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Re: A HOT CUP OF HOFFEE ::HASSELHOFF CONTENTS (Genus0000)

Does the passenger seat have a moisture sensor?
 

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Re: A HOT CUP OF HOFFEE ::HASSELHOFF CONTENTS (Genus0000)

That is the HEIGHT of musical cheese! It's hilarious!!
And to think the Germans just love him.
You think those hotties in the video asked "Why should I get in the car with my dad?"

Anyone hear he got kicked out of Wimbledon the other day? He was apparently drunk of his ass, and he managed to pull the ultimate gag celebrity move while being escorted off the grounds: "Do you know who I am??"
 

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The Hoff owns. That video is hilarious, and yeah, the very yum gals shouldn't be wanting to go for a ride with a guy well old enough to be their dad

The KITT replica in the vid is a RHD version!
 

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Re: A HOT CUP OF HOFFEE ::HASSELHOFF CONTENTS (dcomiskey)

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He was apparently drunk of his ass, and he managed to pull the ultimate gag celebrity move while being escorted off the grounds: "Do you know who I am??"

It wasn't just that though

It was, "Do you know who I am? I'm The Hoff!!"
GAAAHAHAHA
 

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hasselhoff is a ****ing moron just like chuck norris that for some reason people take a liking to.

Man, don't let Chuck Norris hear you say that. I heard the dinosaurs went exctinct not because of a meteor, but because of his evolutionary predecessor, the Chucknorrisasaurus.
 

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Stolen from Letterman:
How do you know you're on a bad beach?
David Hasselhoff gives you mouth to mouth and you're not even drowning.
 

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Re: A HOT CUP OF HOFFEE ::HASSELHOFF CONTENTS (Genus0000)

No wonder the rest of the world hates us.
 

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Re: A HOT CUP OF HOFFEE ::HASSELHOFF CONTENTS (Seabird)

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No wonder the rest of the world hates us.

Considering The Hoff's insane popularity in Europe, your statment makes no sense to me.
 

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Re: A HOT CUP OF HOFFEE ::HASSELHOFF CONTENTS (Sporin)

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Considering The Hoff's insane popularity in Europe, your statment makes no sense to me.

Sarcasm.
That video was an over the top representation of Americanism with the American flag background, etc... If that's their impression of us, then no wonder they hate us.
I was a joke.
 

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Re: A HOT CUP OF HOFFEE ::HASSELHOFF CONTENTS (Seabird)

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Sarcasm.
That video was an over the top representation of Americanism with the American flag background, etc... If that's their impression of us, then no wonder they hate us.
I was a joke.

gotcha, sorry, my sarcasm meeter was off.
 

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Re: A HOT CUP OF HOFFEE ::HASSELHOFF CONTENTS (Sporin)

That video was amazing. I love the Hoff and I love Chuck Norris.
Ef anyone that feels differently.
How can you have anything against an entertainer?
 

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Re: A HOT CUP OF HOFFEE ::HASSELHOFF CONTENTS (Sporin)

That's alright. I typo'd the last line and called myself a joke.

 

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If ever there was a reason to ban someone instantly, posting that pic of him is surely it.
 
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