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Cover of January '02 issue of PVW

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Has anyone else seen this??!!
What the hell is the thing on the cover? It appears to be some rare species of man-beast with a slight resemblance of woman, or perhaps a hybrid of a cheetah and my ass. Whatever the hell it is, it is the ugliest thing I have ever seen. It has a fat ass, and ugly, vainy man-toes. It appears to have been repeatedly beaten with the ugly stick, and it is the last thing in the world I would want to see in a bikini. I have a feeling it escaped from the zoo and wondered onto a PVW cover shoot. Why don't they just put Marlon Brando on the cover in a speedo and call it a day?!!
I'm sorry, I know not everyone can be beautiful, but if you are on the cover of PVW you should be someone that I want to see in a bikini! Not someone that makes me want to gouge my eyes out with a fork! Anyone else notice this?



[Modified by mk4vr6, 10:53 PM 2-11-2002]
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Re: Cover of January '02 issue of PVW (mk4vr6)

Hahahaha reading that description made me laugh...I gotta go truck down to the Barnes and Nobel's and check this baby out.
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Re: Cover of January '02 issue of PVW (mk4vr6)

My thoughts exactly! Thar she bloooows:

edit: I likes the computerses...


[Modified by DeLTA_SHocK, 5:13 AM 2-12-2002]
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ha and ive got her hanging in my room ,2 of them
i got a pvw that some 1 put 2 posters in. i dont think shes as bad as your description she has big legs and arse but ive seen worst .ut i fully agree on the vainy feet thing
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Re: Cover of January '02 issue of PVW (hsd16vdub)

ugh that's horrible. i think maybe its just a bad picture of her, so it makes her look really fat. but her face ain't nothin to look at either.
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