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turbo_nine

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Re: Crazy Ebay ad (PerL)

I like this note at the end of the auction for the Fiesta sunroof bag:
quote:[HR][/HR]If you have ever bought from me and didn't return feedback, the shipping will be very high, since I will jump over the fence and fill it with 50 pounds of dog-crap before mailing. Paypal O.K. [HR][/HR]​
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This is beautiful:
And sometimes, down at the Bootsfarht GastHaus, when the fire is crackling late at night, and the beer is especially dark, and the schnitzel especially tender, they speak in hushed tones about the finest piece of glass ever created, and how on a bone-chilling cold Teutonic night, beneath the light of a Bavarian moon, it reflected a vision of Brittany Spears' butt cleavage.
...we need to recruit this guy, I can only imagine some of the posts he would put up.
 
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ROFL:
quote:[HR][/HR]with a latch created from the same high quality plastic as the battery operated recreational device used by Female Olympic figure skaters to perfect the art of smiling under intense conditions[HR][/HR]​
 
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Re: Crazy Ebay ad (PerL)

BRAVO!
classic piece. the other one that was my favourite was "A much bigger buttload of tambourines" from a while ago. that one had me laughing so hard. i saved the entire post to my computer.
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