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What do you want in your car that you can't get in a production model today?
I want:
A periscope. Something that'll let me see around and over an Excursion-size vehivcle.
Anyone else?
 

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Re: features not currently available. (nearixson)

Sorry to hijack this thread, but the local BMW dealer has funny captions for their cars. They say things like "all standard options". Huh???? It is either standard or optional, not both!!!!
You can laugh at them here http://www.b-kmotors.com
 

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Re: features not currently available. (CanuckPal)

most of the things I want are available on some cars, just not ones costing <house.
1)video screen to replace rearview mirror
2)adaptable headlights (ala audi & MB)
3)HUD (ala caddy)
4)spotlight (ala cop cars)
5)zonda c12 interior

6)a personalized fit (i'm tall and i can't get my arms close enough to the steering wheel for optimal driving without screwing up my "leg posture").
7)built-in cooler (ala rav-4? or is it cr-v?)
8)no rear seats, just a continuation of my flat hatch floor
9)a sunroof that is about 4" longer (ala MB panoramic roof)
10)a built-in multicolor scrolling LED display to I could flash messages to other drivers
11)radar (yes, radar)
12)built-in cellphone (not available on MY car)
I could go on forever, but it'd just sound like I was complaining. I'd end up with something similar to Homer's car if it were up to me....
 

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Re: features not currently available. (nearixson)

"Delete Options" for every power-whatever on the car. No power windows, no power seats, no heated seats, no power mirrors, no central door locks, no, No, NO!
 

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Re: features not currently available. (nearixson)

A full size fog horn. Useful for clearing the way during the inevitable NoVa traffic jams and for "dispensing justice" on the crimes of the roadways (i.e. left lane hoggers and highway on-ramp stoppers).
 

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Re: features not currently available. (KonigGTI)

quote:[HR][/HR]A full size fog horn. Useful for clearing the way during the inevitable NoVa traffic jams and for "dispensing justice" on the crimes of the roadways (i.e. left lane hoggers and highway on-ramp stoppers).[HR][/HR]​
Find an old Klaxon horn off a WWWII US or British ship or sub
 

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Re: features not currently available. (bigelliot)

quote:[HR][/HR]1)video screen to replace rearview mirror
4)spotlight (ala cop cars)
10)a built-in multicolor scrolling LED display to I could flash messages to other drivers
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Those 3 are on my list http://****************.com/smile/emthup.gif

I would also like to add,
a) Paintball cannons (front facing.. could replace the sidemarkers on my A2)
b) smokescreen (wired one up once.. it was good for a one time use gag)
c) exaust ignitor (who DOESN'T want flaming exaust)
d) the classic "oil slick" button
e) headlight "wink" switch, to wink at all those cute female dubs

okay.. I'm just getting silly now, I'l stop
 

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Re: features not currently available. (lyledriver)

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I would also like to add,
a) Paintball cannons (front facing.. could replace the sidemarkers on my A2)
b) smokescreen (wired one up once.. it was good for a one time use gag)
c) exaust ignitor (who DOESN'T want flaming exaust)
d) the classic "oil slick" button
e) headlight "wink" switch, to wink at all those cute female dubs

okay.. I'm just getting silly now, I'l stop[HR][/HR]​
Did you also play Car Wars when you were a kid?
 
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