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I found this on off-topic.. i think its great!
http://www.spickle.com/cgi-bin/ccf.pl
my A4
Year, Country: +18
Car Type: +8
Transmission: +12
Color: +6
Doors: +5
Horsepower/Weight Ratio: 15.9420289855072
Horsepower: +10
Torque/Weight Ratio: 13.469387755102
Torque: +5
Air Induction: +1
Spoiler: +8
Stereo: +9
Wheels: +6
Exhaust: +3
Headlights: +8
Misc/Safety Features: +12
dork Factor: 0
Your Total Score: 111
The Average Score: 84.8, from 1440 cars.
Your Car's Coolness Factor Rating:
Nice Car. People probably like to get rides from you.
 

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Re: how cool is your car? (moses)

Year, Country: +8
Car Type: +4
Transmission: +12
Color: +4
Doors: +6
Horsepower/Weight Ratio: 11.7789473684211
Horsepower: +12
Torque/Weight Ratio: 8.60769230769231
Torque: +8
Air Induction: +8
Spoiler: +2
Stereo: +6
dork Factor Increased: Excessive Wheel Size - Oh poop, 17" is to big for my car

Wheels: +3
Exhaust: +3
Headlights: +2
Misc/Safety Features: +9
dork Factor: -1
Your Total Score: 86
The Average Score: 84.9986301369863, from 1460 cars.
Your Car's Coolness Factor Rating:
Average. AVERAGE BOY!!
 

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Re: how cool is your car? (moses)

951:
Year, Country: +5
Car Type: +6
Transmission: +12
Color: +9
Doors: +4
Horsepower/Weight Ratio: 12.9032258064516
Horsepower: +15
Torque/Weight Ratio: 11.0236220472441
Torque: +6
Air Induction: +1
Spoiler: +8
Stereo: +4
Wheels: +4
Exhaust: +3
Headlights: +2
Misc/Safety Features: +7
dork Factor: 0
Your Total Score: 86
The Average Score: 84.9436997319035, from 1492 cars.
Your Car's Coolness Factor Rating:
Average. AVERAGE BOY!!

Prelude:
Year, Country: -5
Car Type: +6
Transmission: +12
Color: +6
Doors: +2
Horsepower/Weight Ratio: 41.5800415800416
Horsepower: -2
Torque/Weight Ratio: 26.5957446808511
Torque: -2
Air Induction: +3
Spoiler: +2
Stereo: +2
Wheels: +1
Exhaust: +3
Headlights: +2
Misc/Safety Features: +2
dork Factor: 0
Your Total Score: 32
The Average Score: 84.8725817211474, from 1499 cars.
Your Car's Coolness Factor Rating:
Absolute Trash. Your car is not cool AT ALL. Go scrap your car.


[Modified by Kierf - ¿§?, 5:54 AM 2-9-2002]
 

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Re: how cool is your car? (Kierf - ¿§?)

quote:[HR][/HR]
Prelude:
Year, Country: -5
Car Type: +6
Transmission: +10
Color: +6
Doors: +2
Horsepower/Weight Ratio: 4.15800415800416
Horsepower: +17
Torque/Weight Ratio: 2.6525198938992
Torque: +15
Air Induction: +3
Spoiler: +2
Stereo: +4
Wheels: +1
Exhaust: +3
Headlights: +2
Misc/Safety Features: 0
dork Factor: 0
Your Total Score: 66
The Average Score: 84.9203480589023, from 1494 cars.
Your Car's Coolness Factor Rating:
Loser. Your car sucks.[HR][/HR]​
I can top that with my Ascona:
Year, Country: +5
Car Type: +4
Transmission: +7
Color: +6
Doors: +1
Horsepower/Weight Ratio: 29.0933333333333
Horsepower: -5
Torque/Weight Ratio: 23.7537603770294
Torque: 0
Air Induction: +3
Spoiler: +2
Stereo: +1
Wheels: -2
Exhaust: +3
Headlights: +2
Misc/Safety Features: +1
dork Factor: 0
Your Total Score: 28
The Average Score: 84.250645994832, from 1548 cars.
[Edit: Used with correct values, damn imperial system]


[Modified by Eolair, 6:11 AM 2-9-2002]
 

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Re: how cool is your car? (Eolair)

Actually...I just edited mine. I saw a mistake. The horsepower, torque and stereo should have not been that high as originally posted. I re-took it and didn't put any decimal points and ended up with my new score which I edited above.
 

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Re: how cool is your car? (Kierf - ¿§?)

92 Audi Cabrio:
Year, Country: +10
Car Type: +10
Transmission: +12
Color: +9
Doors: +2
Horsepower/Weight Ratio: 19.5488721804511
Horsepower: +6
Torque/Weight Ratio: 19.2592592592593
Torque: +4
Air Induction: +3
Spoiler: +2
Stereo: +6
dork Factor Increased: Excessive Wheel Size
Wheels: -2
Exhaust: +3
Headlights: +2
Misc/Safety Features: +6
dork Factor: -1
Your Total Score: 72
The Average Score: 84.6529528865295, from 1507 cars.
Your Car's Coolness Factor Rating:
Wuss. Your car probably gets made fun of.
73 Volkswagen Variant:
Year, Country: +10
Car Type: +6
Transmission: +10
Color: +6
Doors: +2
Horsepower/Weight Ratio: 28.5714285714286
Horsepower: 0
Torque/Weight Ratio: 28.5714285714286
Torque: -2
Air Induction: +3
Spoiler: +2
Stereo: +6
Wheels: +5
Exhaust: +3
Headlights: +2
Misc/Safety Features: 0
dork Factor: 0
Your Total Score: 53
The Average Score: 84.3179419525066, from 1516 cars.
Your Car's Coolness Factor Rating:
Piece of crap. Your car really sucks.
 

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Re: how cool is your car? (Kierf - ¿§?)

quote:[HR][/HR]Actually...I just edited mine. I saw a mistake. The horsepower, torque and stereo should have not been that high as originally posted. I re-took it and didn't put any decimal points and ended up with my new score which I edited above.[HR][/HR]​
Redid mine with the correct values (gotta convert to imperial system), and I´m back down low again
 

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Re: how cool is your car? (Kierf - ¿§?)

BMW 525i:
Year, Country: +13
Car Type: +8
Transmission: +12
Color: +6
Doors: +5
Horsepower/Weight Ratio: 16.5118483412322
Horsepower: +9
Torque/Weight Ratio: 18.9347826086957
Torque: +4
Air Induction: +3
Spoiler: +5
Stereo: +3
Wheels: +6
Exhaust: +6
Headlights: +2
Misc/Safety Features: +8
dork Factor: 0
Your Total Score: 90
The Average Score: 84.2485511912428, from 1553 cars.
Your Car's Coolness Factor Rating:
Slightly Cool. Still got a ways to go though.
Passat:
Year, Country: +15
Car Type: +4
Transmission: +7
Color: +6
Doors: +5
Horsepower/Weight Ratio: 21.2933333333333
Horsepower: 0
Torque/Weight Ratio: 19.7160493827161
Torque: +4
Air Induction: +1
Spoiler: +2
Stereo: +6
Wheels: +5
Exhaust: +3
Headlights: +2
Misc/Safety Features: +10
dork Factor: 0
Your Total Score: 70
The Average Score: 84.2275334608031, from 1569 cars.
Your Car's Coolness Factor Rating:
Wuss. Your car probably gets made fun of.
Ouch, the horsepower rating in our Passat really hurts.
 

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Re: how cool is your car? (Kierf - ¿§?)

quote:[HR][/HR]Ahahaha...that signature makes me laugh everyime I read it.
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Same here, that's why I made your statement my sig. It's a bit snipped though
 

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Re: how cool is your car? (Kierf - ¿§?)

Year, Country: +5
Car Type: +6
Transmission: +10
Color: +2
Doors: +1
Horsepower/Weight Ratio: 27.2727272727273
Horsepower: 0
Torque/Weight Ratio: 15
Torque: +5
Air Induction: +3
Spoiler: +2
Stereo: +7
Wheels: +5
Exhaust: +6
Headlights: +2
Misc/Safety Features: +2
dork Factor: 0
Your Total Score: 56
The Average Score: 84.024, from 1625 cars.
Your Car's Coolness Factor Rating:
Loser. Your car sucks.

 

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Re: how cool is your car? (Crazyquik)

The passat got 65 (the 17" wheels got a dork penalty
) and the bimmer got :
Year, Country: +20
Car Type: +7
Transmission: +15
Color: +9
Doors: +5
Horsepower/Weight Ratio: 10.06
Horsepower: +16
Torque/Weight Ratio: 10.3179487179487
Torque: +6
Air Induction: +3
Spoiler: +6
Stereo: +10
Wheels: +10
Exhaust: +6
Headlights: +8
Misc/Safety Features: +15
dork Factor: 0
Your Total Score: 136
The Average Score: 83.8909751665657, from 1651 cars.

edit : How come r!ceboy get's edited to dork ?????


[Modified by Reflex5.5, 5:14 PM 2-9-2002]


[Modified by Reflex5.5, 5:15 PM 2-9-2002]
 

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Re: how cool is your car? (Reflex5.5)

Year, Country: +5
Car Type: +6
Transmission: +12
Color: +5
Doors: +2
Horsepower/Weight Ratio: 18.6991869918699
Horsepower: +5
Torque/Weight Ratio: 18.6991869918699
Torque: +4
Air Induction: +3
Spoiler: +2
Stereo: +2
Wheels: +1
Exhaust: +6
Headlights: +2
Misc/Safety Features: +3
dork Factor: 0
Your Total Score: 58
The Average Score: 83.5288235294118, from 1700 cars.
Your Car's Coolness Factor Rating:
Loser. Your car sucks.
Little did I know that power windows and power door locks made a car cool. http://****************.com/smile/emthdown.gif
 

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Re: how cool is your car? (VWhombre)

I guess they don't like Rabbits
Year, Country: +13
Car Type: +6
Transmission: +12
Color: +6
Doors: +2
Horsepower/Weight Ratio: 18.156862745098
Horsepower: +6
Torque/Weight Ratio: 19.4947368421053
Torque: +4
Air Induction: +3
Spoiler: +2
Stereo: +2
Wheels: +1
Exhaust: +6
Headlights: +2
Misc/Safety Features: +2
dork Factor: 0
Your Total Score: 67
The Average Score: 84.3080124869927, from 1922 cars.
Your Car's Coolness Factor Rating:
Loser. Your car sucks.
 

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Re: how cool is your car? (moses)

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Year, Country: +18
Car Type: +10
Transmission: +12
Color: +5
Doors: +6
Horsepower/Weight Ratio: 17.0529411764706
Horsepower: +9
Torque/Weight Ratio: 16.1055555555556
Torque: +4
Air Induction: +3
Spoiler: +2
Stereo: +10
Wheels: +5
Exhaust: +6
Headlights: +2
Misc/Safety Features: +10
dork Factor: 0
Your Total Score: 102
The Average Score: 84.2927663734115, from 2046 cars.
Your Car's Coolness Factor Rating:
Slightly Cool. Still got a ways to go though.
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Just slightly cool?!? Damn... I guess it's time to sell a kidney and get the ///M...
 

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Re: how cool is your car? (joecooool)

great... 93 civic sedan. manual.

Year, Country: +3
Car Type: +6
Transmission: +12
Color: +5
Doors: +1
Horsepower/Weight Ratio: 22.5490196078431
Horsepower: +1
Torque/Weight Ratio: 28.75
Torque: -2
Air Induction: +3
Spoiler: +2
Stereo: +7
Wheels: +1
Exhaust: +3
Headlights: +2
Misc/Safety Features: +1
dork Factor: 0
Your Total Score: 45
The Average Score: 84.9006129597198, from 2284 cars.
Your Car's Coolness Factor Rating:
Piece of crap. Your car really sucks.
how come the headlights have no option for "regular" headlights? are those halogens?


[Modified by nsadhal, 9:49 AM 2-9-2002]
 

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Re: how cool is your car? (joecooool)

The 1998 Corvette
Year, Country: +5
Car Type: +6
Transmission: +15
Color: +6
Doors: +9
Horsepower/Weight Ratio: 9.1304347826087
Horsepower: +18
Torque/Weight Ratio: 9
Torque: +8
Air Induction: +3
Spoiler: +5
Stereo: +9
Wheels: +7
Exhaust: +10
Headlights: +2
Misc/Safety Features: +10
dork Factor: 0
Your Total Score: 113
The Average Score: 84.8934962898298, from 2291 cars.
Your Car's Coolness Factor Rating:
Nice Car. People probably like to get rides from you.
A 2001 BMW 330CiC also in my family
Year, Country: +7
Car Type: +10
Transmission: +12
Color: +6
Doors: +9
Horsepower/Weight Ratio: 15.5555555555556
Horsepower: +10
Torque/Weight Ratio: 16.6666666666667
Torque: +4
Air Induction: +3
Spoiler: +5
Stereo: +7
Wheels: +5
Exhaust: +6
Headlights: +4
Misc/Safety Features: +8
dork Factor: 0
Your Total Score: 96
The Average Score: 85.0172265288544, from 2322 cars.
Your Car's Coolness Factor Rating:
Slightly Cool. Still got a ways to go though.
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I don't know. It's a lot easier to meet girls in the BMW convertible than it is in the 'Vette. Mostly I seem to impress gas station attendants.
 
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