How do you keep cats off your car?

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Compass

Discussion Starter · Nov 23, 2001

I got a new paint job recently that I'd love to keep free of scratches (but actually it's already too late for that -- I'm just trying to salvage now). Here's what I've tried so far:
shoeing them off with violent gestures (they come right back)
parking my car further down the street (they follow it)
covering my car with my $300 wolf cover (they tear it up)
covering the hood with a beach towel (they move the towel and/or sleep on the roof)
spraying the towel with store bought anti-pet spray (they don't mind it)
I don't have a garage. I have to park it outside. Any suggestions appreciated.

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RedFuFuG60

· #2 · Nov 23, 2001

Re: How do you keep cats off your car? (Compass)

that is freakin' hilarious, you musta found some cats that love your car more than you do, I had that problem but before I knew, the cats were all gone cause of the colder weather. I would say put some cat food on the floor by a different car, and hopefuly they'll sleep on that car.

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90 GT-G60

· #3 · Nov 23, 2001

Re: How do you keep cats off your car? (Compass)

When you find out let me know.
There are a few in my neighborhood that need to go! A tuna and antifreeze cocktail might do the trick!
Doubt I could bring myself to do something so cruel. But irresponsible neighbors piss me off! If you are going to have a pet than you need to take care of it. Don't leave it outside to live and keep having offspring

And using my yard as a toilet.

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BilingualGringo

· #4 · Nov 23, 2001

Re: How do you keep cats off your car? (90 GT-G60)

It's because our car's stay so warm for so long.

I know that WD-40 works for bugs, but I'm not too sure what to do about cats.

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Corrado4ME

· #5 · Nov 23, 2001

Re: How do you keep cats off your car? (Compass)

Shoot them with a squirt gun filled with water http://****************.com/smile/emthup.gif

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Iceman666

· #6 · Nov 23, 2001

Re: How do you keep cats off your car? (Corrado4ME)

put the sprinker on the car after a few days they will learn(but put the cover on the car so the constant water doesnt hurt the paint)

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Corrado4ME

· #7 · Nov 23, 2001

Re: How do you keep cats off your car? (Compass)

Like i said water does the trick

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vapor

· #8 · Nov 24, 2001

Re: How do you keep cats off your car? (Corrado4ME)

hehehe. Sorry. cant help but laugh at your problem.

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Fu Manchu

· #9 · Nov 24, 2001

Re: How do you keep cats off your car? (vapor)

what?you dont wanta ***** on your car?

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BadAssCorrado

· #10 · Nov 24, 2001

Re: How do you keep cats off your car? (VdubG60)

nuff said.

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joeZX6

· #11 · Nov 24, 2001

Re: How do you keep cats off your car? (BadAssCorrado)

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nuff said.[HR][/HR]

and if that doesnt work there is always the anti-tank .50 caliber rifle (no liscences required)

and the best part is you can shoot them from over a half mile away

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the_friendly_nihilist

· #12 · Nov 24, 2001

Re: How do you keep cats off your car? (joeZX6)

quote:[HR][/HR]and the best part is you can shoot them from over a half mile away

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actually it goes a bit further than that and its more of an anti-personel or troop carrier (will go through the block of a motor at closer ranges) weapon than an anti-tank one.

makes a mess though of the 'fleshy' targets.
oh yeah, there was a discussion on this a while back. do a search.

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