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This week, I retrieved from a patient's stomach this flashlight, very similar in size to the Touareg 12V flashlight.


You just can't make this stuff up.
Roy

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Re: I found out where VW is hiding all the Touareg flashlights (royeus)

Unfortunately, I'm afraid that you'd need a proctoscope to extract all the flashlights and mini-headrests from the VW execs!
 

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Re: I found out where VW is hiding all the Touareg flashlights (RadDoc)

Picture link fixed.
Sorry.
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Re: I found out where VW is hiding all the Touareg flashlights (royeus)

Could have been worse. Could have been here:
 

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Re: I found out where VW is hiding all the Touareg flashlights (Outrageous)

sometimes you need to call a proctologist. I know of a highly regarded one. His name is Dr. Seemore Deeper.
 

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Re: I found out where VW is hiding all the Touareg flashlights (T-Rageous)

The patient was a teenager, horsing around with his brother. He was running with the flashlight in his mouth (who knows why), when he fell and swallowed it.
As far as what we did with the thing...submitted it to pathology. Stomach acid discharges the batteries anyway, and it was a sealed unit, of not much use once the batteries are discharged.
Spockcat...I've seen these before...most of the time, the patients have no idea how this could have happened

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Re: I found out where VW is hiding all the Touareg flashlights (royeus)

Looks like he was just having a light meal.
 

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I would not use any of the recommended proctologists, to extract these from VWOA executives.
I would use radical surgery with an anal route depending on how far down they have our flashights hidden.
Dr Royeus how did you extract...with a laparascope or surgically?
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I'm a gastroenterologist. The flashlight came out the way it went in...I just helped it out with an endoscope.
Roy
 
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