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Re: I guess Volvo's aren't so stodgy afterall, lol (vdubjb)

Wanna bet? Notice she's not IN the car. Makes me wonder how much room there is in the wagon when you fold down the back seats though...
 

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Re: I guess Volvo's aren't so stodgy afterall, lol (vdubjb)

<******* joke>
You might be a ******* if you think a Volvo is part of a woman's anatomy
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Re: I guess Volvo's aren't so stodgy afterall, lol (theevilshiftkey)

quote:[HR][/HR]... Makes me wonder how much room there is in the wagon when you fold down the back seats though...
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If she gave me a test ride, I'd be glad to find out... http://****************.com/smile/emthup.gif
 

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Re: I guess Volvo's aren't so stodgy afterall, lol (vdubjb)

Remember there has been a study that said that among all car brands, Volvo is the manufacturer in whose cars most percentage of drivers already had sexual experience.
No wonder at all with all these station wagons.
HAVE FUN!!
 

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Re: I guess Volvo's aren't so stodgy afterall, lol (vdubjb)

Nice! http://****************.com/smile/emthup.gif

Oh yeah, the Volvo's ok as well
 

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Re: I guess Volvo's aren't so stodgy afterall, lol (Ransom01)

No wonder Volvo's seats are always so comfortable, designers have taken "sex on the back seat" into consideration when R&D each seat.
 

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Re: I guess Volvo's aren't so stodgy afterall, lol (A4Jetta)

"Remember there has been a study that said that among all car brands, Volvo is the manufacturer in whose cars most percentage of drivers already had sexual experience."
Dear jesus, allah, buddah, say that isn't true. My parents have 3 Volvos!!!!!!! Yuck!!!!!!
 

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Re: I guess Volvo's aren't so stodgy afterall, lol (Roverdude)

LOL!

I got you beat..... I was handed down my mother's old Volvo
eewwwwwww
 

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Re: I guess Volvo's aren't so stodgy afterall, lol (Silly_me)

I really wish you didn't mention that.....I also got to drive my folks 740 for a while.
 

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Re: I guess Volvo's aren't so stodgy afterall, lol (GreenVW1.8T)

Everyone in my high school wondered why I was soooo in love with station wagons. Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.

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Re: I guess Volvo's aren't so stodgy afterall, lol (vdubjb)

I dunno guys. Volvo's for some reason, pick up women easily.... I was driving a friends blue 88 240, and noticed, ALOT of women were staring, then cracked a smug grin. If it was my car, I'd have different women over every night.... It was SO wierd. I got more looks, in that 240 then i got in the 97 C4-S 911 I was driving the other night...
 

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Re: I guess Volvo's aren't so stodgy afterall, lol (GTI JIM)

I got more looks in my lowered 242 with the 17's and 3inch exhaust too for some reason, lol. Volvo's were originally marketed as a car for single manly men, pretty funny.
 

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Re: I guess Volvo's aren't so stodgy afterall, lol (GTI JIM)

Chicks are imagining someone do to you on the back seat, no the car.
 

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Re: I guess Volvo's aren't so stodgy afterall, lol (A4Jetta)

Got ya all BEAT! I drove a volvo C70 (Yes, Volvo's 1st convertible
) for quite awhile, and got massive stares from the opposing sex. Car was fun too, 4200 lbs, turbo, saab 5cyl, manual trannny.
 

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Re: I guess Volvo's aren't so stodgy afterall, lol (David Votoupal)

Who could resist to this?

Swap in a 302 Ford V8, drop it a couple of inches with some 17 inchers, and the entire half of the town will be over you.
 

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Re: I guess Volvo's aren't so stodgy afterall, lol (David Votoupal)

I think it's true because a a parked Volvo Wagon late at night has done amazing things for me
 
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