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I hate when a vw acts like a vw................

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last night i was drivin along when all of the sudden my head lights got realllllllllly bright. so i pull over to inspect. nothing. so i notice that my headlights are back to norm. i twist the throttle to see if they get bright well they did at the same time my alternator was spiting a spray of sparks out the side.(this is a flippin 1 month hunk of crap) so i drive sparky to kragen auto parts and pick up a new one i installed it and everything was just peachy. i hop back on the freeway and my low water light comes on.(this is nothing new) i get to where i was tring to go and i let the car cool off before i added water.(the car never overheated. not even a temp change.)later on i add water. everthing is fine. i get in my car and drive off i went for about 15 miles and all of the sudden my car had no throttle responce.(like i out of gas) then i smelt oil. i quickly pull off the freeway and check it out. i popped the hood and oil was everwhere. now i have no ride, just a bleeding red dub..........
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somebody please send over you hot wife, girlfriend, sister or some randem girl to my house to help with all the pain
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Re: I hate when a vw acts like a vw................ (villageidiot)

Sounds like she was just ready to give up
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Re: I hate when a vw acts like a vw................ (villageidiot)

she is now in surgery and is expected to make a full recovery
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Re: I hate when a vw acts like a vw................ (villageidiot)

Doesn't seem like a VW problem, is a cheap imitation part problem....
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Re: I hate when a vw acts like a vw................ (kmead)

quote:[HR][/HR]somebody please send over you hot wife, girlfriend, sister or some randem girl to my house to help with all the pain [HR][/HR]​
That's a really good request to ask of people
Although I think my 20 girlfriends
would rather voluntarily go. they threw me a bachelors party in my first marriage where they served as hostesses for me and my buds

My friends, on the other hand, will come and help when they see someone in need of advice.
However I feel your pain and I always say to myself, damn my VW's more of a PITA than child support
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Re: I hate when a vw acts like a vw................ (JettaTournament)

i hate my car but i will never get ride of her. she is like a girlfriend that is a total [email protected]#h but the sex is so good you don't wanna give her da boot......
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Re: I hate when a vw acts like a vw................ (villageidiot)

well today i talk talked to the doc (mechanic) i have no compression in 1 and 2 and 125 in 3 and 4. they all should be a 175. they are gonna operate tomorrow. i think she is pretty scared. i think i am to.
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Re: I hate when a vw acts like a vw................ (villageidiot)

hopefully its the head (did you blow the gasket?) and not the block causing low comp....otherwise you'll need an entire heart transplant...
Re: I hate when a vw acts like a vw................ (duff_man2000)

i think that is a blown head gasket but the little dude at vw forien does not want comment on what he thinks till it is apart...... wtf
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Re: I hate when a vw acts like a vw................ (villageidiot)

It's an 8v? why not take the opportunity to swap in a 16v or something instead of all the money rebuilding it?
Re: I hate when a vw acts like a vw................ (villageidiot)

quote:[HR][/HR]somebody please send over you hot wife, girlfriend, sister or some randem girl to my house to help with all the pain
[HR][/HR]​
Get your own!!
Re: I hate when a vw acts like a vw................ (a2vwnick)

does anyone know where i can get a 16v turn key or a g60 turn key
Re: I hate when a vw acts like a vw................ (villageidiot)

quote:[HR][/HR]i hate my car but i will never get ride of her. she is like a girlfriend that is a total [email protected]#h but the sex is so good you don't wanna give her da boot......
[HR][/HR]​
Could it be more true???
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Re: I hate when a vw acts like a vw................ (villageidiot)

quote:[HR][/HR]i hate my car but i will never get ride of her. she is like a girlfriend that is a total [email protected]#h but the sex is so good you don't wanna give her da boot......
[HR][/HR]​

hahahaha! AMEN!
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Re: I hate when a vw acts like a vw................ (villageidiot)

quote:[HR][/HR]does anyone know where i can get a 16v turn key or a g60 turn key[HR][/HR]​
What does that have to do with anything in here? Anyways, cullen has 'em for $32 shipped
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Re: I hate when a vw acts like a vw................ (Tornado Wolfie)

he means like turn-key engine....or all parts needed
Re: I hate when a vw acts like a vw................ (golfSPORT95)

i hope you dont mind if i borrow this.....
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Re: I hate when a vw acts like a vw................ (golfSPORT95)

turn key meaning that i need a motor with part to make it work
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Re: I hate when a vw acts like a vw................ (villageidiot)

but but but...I thought you were gonna do the YMCA for me?
Admit it you can't get that song outta your head
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Re: I hate when a vw acts like a vw................ (JettaTournament)

she is dead! i kill her they said my 1and2 cylinders are melted....... time for a new heart
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