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I think we all should post our drag times here because we all like to brag. But I think I will run the fastest time I have ever tonight. I put two and two together to get some good times one. I am going to raise my car. Because we all know how air gets thinner as you move up in the atmosphere. This will allow only my wheels to be lower and the whole body to not drag in the wind as I top out at about 63 mph. Next I figured I can down shift and save weight if i don't have brakes, who needs them. Air boxes only restrict the air not scoop it so i decided to join all the mini truckers and take off my hood and stick the filter above the hood line to get more. next i am going to run only a 1/4 mile forget the radiator. Who needs glass in the windows only three of mine work ne ways. And a seat I won't even leave in mine too much weight. The only reason you need body panels and such is to look good and who needs to look good when you go fast. So tonight plan on seeing me in the raise Jetta running [email protected] I know all you will druel especially you Phill but I understand your jealousy.
 

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Re: I live my life 1/4 mile at a time. (I_Fly_GTi)

I am just joking man, seriously you should calm down. I have nothing against you but you do have a short temper and i will push it. Petty kid jokes man. nuthing more
 

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Re: I live my life 1/4 mile at a time. (I_Fly_GTi)

I won't race cuz let me say uhh my car is slow, I am 17 my driving skills well leave sumthing to be desired, and if i ever have a wednesday off of work it is too far to drive other than that i am there for the race.
 

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Re: I live my life 1/4 mile at a time. (Eurokustoms)

Dont steal my line. Get your own material

I work hard on coming u[ with hip new comedic sayings, dont you step in on my sh*t or you'll get a pressed elephant.
(if you dont know what that is,I am not explaining it here)
 
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