Hope this is not a repost.
Looks pretty crazy.
|My name is Kim Schmitz and on behalf of the organizers of the inaugural Ultimate Rally,|
I invite you to be part of an unprecedented experience not yet seen in any lifetime.
Who is Kim Schmitz you ask? As you can see on my personal web site, I am not normal.
I am a successful individual with the talent and credentials to create this high quality and exciting Ultimate Rally. I can make fantasy a reality.
My philosophy is to experience paradise during this lifetime and not "maybe" after. I am taking full advantage of my timeslot in this world and I encourage you to do the same. Crucial parts of my philosophy are extreme experiences and emotions.
In pursuit of vehicular nirvana, I have participated in street racing events like Gumball 3000 and others. I have had a good time in these rallys, but I have not been entirely satisfied. All of my past experiences have evolved into a new event format which will be
"the perfect one" for driving enthusiasts. The Ultimate Rally.
The Ultimate Rally will cater to the more sophisticated thrill-seeking soul. The Ultimate Rally will be the drive of your life. You will have to be of a certain breed, someone who can deal with the unexpected, the stress and the adrenaline. The Ultimate Rally will be one of the last real physical and mental challenges with a touch of rebellion.
The Ultimate Rally organizers promise you highly proficient management that will ensure one of your top ten lifetime experiences.
You have my personal guarantee.
Feel free to surf our web site and learn more about The Ultimate Rally. I am looking forward to approving your application.
At the conclusion of the Ultimate Rally there will be two days of Ultimate Party.