let's here your best death stories

...lets hear your best death/kill story.
i was coming home one night around midnight, and it was raining pretty hard. i rolled up to a two lane stop light, and up rolls a 964 turbo, and it was LOUD--definately not stock. i knew for sure i'd get slaughtered in my 2.0, but what the hell. anyhow, the light goes green, and i got the wholeshot big time, i had him until about 3500rpm in first gear, but then he just friggin TORE past me, and i heard his wastegate as he slammed it into second. he broke the tires loose in second, and got a little squirmy iright through second, all whilst leaving me laughing my ass off. he probably took it up to about 120+ mph. nothing like getting you ass handed to you to keep you sober once in a while.