VW Vortex - Volkswagen Forum banner

@#$*& Mustangs!!

956 Views 19 Replies 19 Participants Last post by  jassdo
3
So I was coming home from school this afternoon, when a Mustang decided to play a little game called "trap the bunny". The lane ahead of me was blocked, so when the lane beside me became clear, I pulled out into it. I had looked into the lane far behind me so I wouldn't crash into anyone. As I'm accelerating, I see a new white Mustang trying to be in the lane at the same time that I am!!!

Ok, let's see...WHITE Mustang, pissing off a Turbo-DIESEL Rabbit...anyone see where this is going?? I thought so. Dropped a gear, and smoked the hell out of his shiny new paint. What a fvcking dumba$$!!!

I know this doesn't apply to all Mustang drivers, but why can't they learn how to drive?! Sure, they're bigger than a poor "defenseless" bunny, and sometimes have more power, but geez! Makes you wonder about what the world is coming to, don't it?
Just had to rant.
See less See more
1 - 20 of 20 Posts
2
Re: @#$*& Mustangs!! (84_GLI_coupe)

i don't have a diesel, but my bunny smokes a lot too
gotta love seeing people choke on your fumes
hehe
See less See more
Re: @#$*& Mustangs!! (84_GLI_coupe)

That's great. When my pickup was still a diesel I'd do what I could to get it to smoke when I was disrespected.
My dad does similar things with his Banks modified Chevy turbo diesel pickup. Gets it built up and lets the smoke pore out, its sweet justice.
Re: @#$*& Mustangs!! (84_GLI_coupe)

Not just Mustangs but all kinds. Seems like it used to be mostly guys, now I see lots of women waving a finger.
Remember, the world is full of jerks, and most of them are licensed drivers.
fat biker
2
Re: @#$*& Mustangs!! (fat biker)

People in Seattle/Bellevue are suck a$$ drivers as well!!! People hog the fast lane, don't signal, and don't stop in parking lots

You would think that the rain never bothers us because we're "use" to it. Actually people here regress to the intelligence of a piece of horse dung. "Oh gee whiz, it's raining. I think I'll get on I-5 where there's lots of traffic and cut a bunch of people off in my 7series bmw or my street only driven SUV. Oh, better bring my cell phone as well so that I can show people that I'm a somebody."
Idiots! Idiots! Idiots!

(Errr... need more coffee...)
- Peter
See less See more
Re: @#$*& Mustangs!! (84_GLI_coupe)

I was on my way home yesterday and the road to my apartments has a few FAST switchbacks on it. I can enter at about 35 and exit around 40 if i stay with it, but the tires cry most of the way. the twisties are immediately after a traffic light. I pull up to the light behind a Ford Mustang BULLITT (whateva that means) and this guy shoots off the line- I'm like cool he wants to play. so i graudaully catch up and start walking up behind him. here come the twisties- he romps on it and gets sideways at 20 or so and i decide this is my chance. I take the inside of a left curve and pull up to his door while he is still trying to figure out which way to make his car go. (it may not have been smart, but it was fun) we get into the straights after the twisties and he is gone like a bat out of hell.... when i am pulling into my apartments he is stopped a t the security gate (the 'equalizer', lmao) i pullin behind him and follow him to his apartment. I asked what engine he had and he rattled off every mod you ccan do toa 4.6 ford except the squeeze, and then says with admiration, what the hell kinda suspension do you have on that thing (1991 cabby). Uhh.... stock. he then admitted that he spent all of his money on the engine and can't afford different susoension right now blah blah blah his car was some kind aftermarket tuning company or something he talked for awhile...

I thought that kicked ass.
See less See more
Re: @#$*& Mustangs!! (83caddy16v)

You want to know how to make your car smoke like mad on command? Here is what u do. If you are Carburated fill up your windshield washer bottle full of diesel fuel. Then rout the hose into the intake of the carb and whenever you want to smoke the hell out of someone just pull the laver to spray the nozell. It works great on a hot summers night when you are at a light with a convertable behind you.
See less See more
3
Re: @#$*& Mustangs!! (caddy80)

quote:[HR][/HR]People in Seattle/Bellevue are suck a$$ drivers as well!!! People hog the fast lane, don't signal, and don't stop in parking lots

You would think that the rain never bothers us because we're "use" to it. Actually people here regress to the intelligence of a piece of horse dung. "Oh gee whiz, it's raining. I think I'll get on I-5 where there's lots of traffic and cut a bunch of people off in my 7series bmw or my street only driven SUV. Oh, better bring my cell phone as well so that I can show people that I'm a somebody."
Idiots! Idiots! Idiots!

(Errr... need more coffee...)
- Peter[HR][/HR]​
I'll vouch for everything above, Seattle is one of the worst places to drive
See less See more
5
Re: @#$*& Mustangs!! (grabbit)

How can that be I thought Vancouver was the worst place to drive. Maybe you get 'em first and we get the rejects, I dunno but here you have to drive under the assumption that someone will try to drive into you evry block, if not you won't last a month on the streets of Van. without dents and high insurance.

James.
P.S. I have a 45% discount on my insurance for no accidents so I must be doing something right. People say I drive too fast. "I'll slow down when you learn to drive." Sean Sibbet.
See less See more
Re: @#$*& Mustangs!! (A1Rocco)

Im with A1rocco on this one.
All you Seattle guys take a small trip up to Vancouver and see how bad
our drivers are. Not saying you guys don't have idiots too, just can't see anyone possibly driving worse than the sh-it for brains we have here behind the wheel.
Re: @#$*& Mustangs!! (Raith)

I'm from the other side of the puddle from you Van guys. Hats off to you guys!
I don't even want to think about driving around Vancouver!
Oh, for the smoke on command thing on gassers, have a second washer bottle hooked up with a seperate switch on the dash, and run the line to the IM, kinda like a second cold start valve!
It really pays to know the redlines and limits of the TD engine BY EAR! It's hard to dodge traffic while you're looking at the speedo to shift (no tach in the car!). By listening alone I know when I've reached the redline, when the powerband drops off, and when I enter smoke-city! The easiest smoker is 2nd gear cuz it maxes out at 70km/h, and pukes smoke like nothing else!!
Victoria's pretty good for driving. When the traffic gets too bad, I take one of the back-country roads to get home. It beats traffic and it's all twisty stuff with nobody else on the roads!!
I went out to the local night drags on Friday night. Full of rice. They were all either drunk or stoned and being total dumbasses. So I just had to smoke them!
See less See more
Re: @#$*& Mustangs!! (84_GLI_coupe)

Heh, I did the smoke trick on my old bunny. Filled the washer fluid resevoir with kerosene, ran it to the small tube that comes out of the exhaust mani, and it would smoke out a city block once that kero hit the inside of a hot manifold. Darned near lost my pizza delivery job for that bit of juvenile excess, but it looked GREAT imho. Not that I condone shooting flammable liquids into a hot manifold, it's gotta be near the dumbest thing I've even done, but it is rather effective. Thank the Poor Mans James Bond for that one.
Re: @#$*& Mustangs!! (Raith)

Vancouver Guys,
I think the Seattle/Vancouver drivers are similar, it is just the "stupidity exchange rate" makes the Vancouver drivers somewhat worse.

I will vouch for both sides of that arguement however...
See less See more
Re: @#$*& Mustangs!! (84_GLI_coupe)

Any other ways of sending smoke out the tailpipe of a gasser besides pumping kerosene into the hot exhaust manifold?
Peace
Re: @#$*& Mustangs!! (80rabbitc)

Try driving in Boston (m*******s)at 5:30 or the worst NYC, they're ruthless.
Re: @#$*& Mustangs!! (80rabbitc)

got two options:
1- run as rich as you can and install a spark plug off your muffler, run a pos. wire to it with a switch and prepare to shoot flames!!! (am i showing my age?)
2- go to http://www.seeyouonthestreet.com and check out their Anti-Rice Weapon video!!! only will work those of you with rear wipers...



[Modified by PDX Cabby, 4:00 PM 12-4-2001]
Re: @#$*& Mustangs!! (PDX Cabby)

bring some rotten eggs in a jar and throw them to the car that's pissing you off, but don't drop ny in your little rabbit
See less See more
Re: @#$*& Mustangs!! (caddy80)

Tell me about it, I was just witness to a 5 car pile-up on I-5. The guy in the Explorer in front of me caused it all. I just slowed down, checked my mirrors and avoided stuff until it was over. (and made sure everyone was okay of course).
And speaking of rain here...it causes some doosies of potholes. Just bent two rims today in a sinkhole that opened up on Queen Anne. Couldn't see it in the rain and dark and went through it. Four feet wide and several inches deep. Ugh....
3
Re: @#$*& Mustangs!! (A1Rocco)

Washington drivers http://****************.com/smile/emthdown.gif
Vancouver drivers http://****************.com/smile/emthdown.gif
In Washington when it rains people drive real slowly. I am thinking about doing further research, but my conclusion is that the precipitation causes the Starbucks coffee content in peoples blood to fall to dangerously low levels, which leads to SLOW driving. Just a thought!

Jared
See less See more
1 - 20 of 20 Posts
This is an older thread, you may not receive a response, and could be reviving an old thread. Please consider creating a new thread.
Top