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Modified by kalahops at 6:16 PM 9-11-2009
 
#74 ·
Re: (skubz)

Quote, originally posted by skubz »
dude...
i don't care. seriously. i'm not going to remember this in 30 minutes (especially because i stopped reading before the "run down.")
save yourself the trouble. i'm just another person in the world that you can call an ******* and forget about. take care.
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and yet you keep coming back into the thread to read and reply?

if you dont care, then why post at all?
if you dont want to read the posts, im not forcing you to, so dont.

personally, i could care less about the OP's car. its his car and he is the one that has to deal with people laughing at him.
im just one of those laughing.
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#72 ·
Re: (skubz)

Quote, originally posted by skubz »
its kinda funny how obnoxiously annoyed people get by a car and bring in other, unrelated things into an argument that shouldn't have happened in the first place..

dont forget, your in the mk4 forums.
we are all haters.
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in my opinion, i wouldn't drive your car. and obviously, most others on vortex wouldn't either. that's it..

i can agree with that polite way of saying it. http://****************.com/smile/emthup.gif

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as for the army, i couldn't give a **** less. doesn't impress me any, to be honest. no idea why people are even bringing that into the thread, along with insulting hawaii and its people.


since you are being respectfull, i will as well....
i starting in first about the military thing. being a vet myself, and knowing how the military works, i figured he would get the joke.
i didnt consider that he was a local hawaiian. he then takes it as a knock against him being hawaiian, which it wasnt, it was about him being in the military and driving that car around with his military stickers in the window.
again, he didnt take it that way and decided to start knocking on me, for not being hawaiian and started talking crap about mainlanders and what not.
well, since this is the mk4 forums, i figured i would get in my parting shots before it gets locked.
and unless you are an islander or were stationed in the military in Hawaii, we dont expect you to understand...
but here is a quick run down....

hawaiians are mad because they think we (all american military personel) took their island away from them back in the 50's.
american soldiers dislike the islanders because all they want to do is pick fights with us, talk shiiit to us, and generally give us a hard time whenever we are out in the public.

i personally was involved in 2 seperate fights in hawaii with locals. NEITHER time did i say or do anything to provoke the issue. im just trying to get on the f'n bus to get a ride back to base, sitting at the bus stop and minding my own business.
i was jumped once by 3-4 fat islanders, and the other time 1 local decided he just wanted to be a dick to someone in the military and it just happened to be me. well, when i started to defend myself, 2 other locals decided to add in to the pleasure.
i have spent more time in the hospital from the dumbass locals than my wife did after having child birth (for you youngsters, a standarded stay is 5 days for natural birth, 7-12 days for c section).
 
#66 ·
Re: (skubz)

Quote, originally posted by skubz »
its kinda funny how obnoxiously annoyed people get by a car and bring in other, unrelated things into an argument that shouldn't have happened in the first place.
in my opinion, i wouldn't drive your car. and obviously, most others on vortex wouldn't either. that's it.
as for the army, i couldn't give a **** less. doesn't impress me any, to be honest. no idea why people are even bringing that into the thread, along with insulting hawaii and its people.

in other words. he is better than all of you.
 
#64 ·
its kinda funny how obnoxiously annoyed people get by a car and bring in other, unrelated things into an argument that shouldn't have happened in the first place.
in my opinion, i wouldn't drive your car. and obviously, most others on vortex wouldn't either. that's it.
as for the army, i couldn't give a **** less. doesn't impress me any, to be honest. no idea why people are even bringing that into the thread, along with insulting hawaii and its people.
 
#62 ·
Re: (snow_VW)

Quote, originally posted by snow_VW »

are you sure that wasn't the boot camp your parents shoulda sent you to.
and you cant do shiiiit in the military at age 16, as far as I knew you couldn't even join till 17 with parental consent, so obviously at 16 you aint doin nothing, if thats even possible, so don't pretend like you are some badass by saying you were in the army at 16, you weren't over in iraq you werent fightin wars, quit tryin to attempt to 'showoff'.


THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!11111ELEVENTYBILLION!111
someone else that see's through this schit.
 
#61 ·
Re: (kalahops)

Quote, originally posted by kalahops »

and been in the army since i was 16

are you sure that wasn't the boot camp your parents shoulda sent you to.
and you cant do shiiiit in the military at age 16, as far as I knew you couldn't even join till 17 with parental consent, so obviously at 16 you aint doin nothing, if thats even possible, so don't pretend like you are some badass by saying you were in the army at 16, you weren't over in iraq you werent fightin wars, quit tryin to attempt to 'showoff'.
 
#60 ·
Re: (kalahops)

Quote, originally posted by kalahops »
i give up on talking to tourist
fat? flip flops??
you need to stop watching tv


yea, i got all of my info from Magnum PI too.

i guess the 3 years i was stationed there wasnt real. or the 4 times i have been back since then.
i guess that flesh eating issue from the sewage in the water wasnt real when i was there a couple times ago either?????

oh, lets see if i can show my skills a little (i hope im right)....

i bet in that picture of your car (that you just took down, again) your sitting in the Ala Moana Center parking ramp or the Pearl City shopping area.
 
#57 ·
i've never been to hawaii. does that make me a tourist?
a jolf is not a car. call it what it is. just because your front clip is swapped with a jetta does not mean you can register it as a jolf at the dmv. its like buying a lambo kit for your fiero and claiming you are fabio.


Modified by pineapplerobot at 8:23 PM 9-11-2009
 
#56 ·
Re: (kalahops)

Quote, originally posted by kalahops »
well kinda active 1st program >.>

you cannot be active duty and 16yrs old.
period.

you can enlist at 16, which im sure you did. and then at that point you have basically 3 options...
stay in the "inactive reserve" until your 18
do your 1 weekend and 2 weeks in the summer (weather its called the national gaurd or not, its not different), then when you turn 18 you would be ETS'd and get orders to report to your new unit.
join the jrotc or rotc program in your school, then when your done, you start serving your time.
there is no way at 16yrs old, you were getting up at 5am everyday, doing PT, then doing training until 1800hrs. then living in the barracks and eating chow hall food.
every single day? doubt it.
 
#52 ·
Re: (kalahops)

Quote, originally posted by kalahops »
its funny how u guys talk **** online and get your ass kick when u guys do it at the clubs... priceless
like i said earlier i dont have a prob with mainland ppl, just ppl like you who dont know respect and run your mouth

awwww, are you guys mad that we make your island women wet in the panties with our mad white boy dance skills?
or are you mad that those same women dont like 400 lb locals, with huge heads, pea sized brains, and have to walk with a waddle while wearing 14yr old flip flops.... er... i mean "slippas".
brah.
and i show respect where its needed. your "mods" on your car deserve no respect.
then just like a typical islander, you get all mad about schit because you think i was "dissing" you and your island, when i really was talking **** about you being in the military and driving that phuckbucket around like that.