Met my spankin' new GTI S today at the dealership, where everything was moving smoothly. Too smoothly, it turned out. As I was preparing to zip off the lot in VW style, I noticed a rookie had mounted the car's rear-license plate frame OFF CENTER. Said so to my salesperson. Don't notice, she said. Got home and applied my trusty tape measure to the area and, sure enough, the license-plate frame is THREE-QUARTERS of an inch off center. Blow me over with a feather! How did this happen? Aren't there tape measures in VW dealerships? My salesperson says she even asked service NOT to mount that license-plate frame. It's only advertising the dealership, after all, till my plates arrive. My salesperson, whose cage I rattled this evening over the phone, says her service department will "make this right" for me. How? Will they order a new rear bumper? Or will they opt to fill the haphazardly drilled holes? Reassurance is what I seek. Oh, and a CENTERED rear license plate!