|Quote, originally posted by Yo Mama! »|
|OK, so here's the basis of 90% of "kill stories". Dude in modded car rolls on unsuspecting, un-caring true high performance machine. |
Dude: I'm goona r0cK his world! He's gonna get p0wn3d!
M3: So Janet, what movie did you want to see tonight?
Dude: I'm gonn launch this mothafukka!
M3: This is always the longest light, don't you think so?
Dude: Booyah mothafukka!
M3: Yes Janet, I'd love to see The Pianist tonight. I think that would be lovely.
Dude: DUDE! MY ENGINE! Braaahaaaaaaaa!
M3: Hmmm...Look at that Eclipse having trouble up there. I better remember to renew my triple A membership.
Dude: My parents are going to KILL me!
M3: I wonder if I have time to stop by Wild Oats to pick up some organic soy milk before the movie. What's the time, Janet dear?