So Ted.. I was trying to figure out how you manage to have a girlfriend when you obviously spend all your time drinking coors light (ick) and working on your car project...
But now, we get to see the uh... "secondary equipment" in this brilliant photo, and it all makes sense!
They love you like they love Gene Simmons!
(hahah sorry I'm bored at work and browsing your site I was suddenly struck with an urge to make a comment