Here's a new dumb one:
B.O.B Strollers. I won't even go into the amazing level of stupidity I think about this one.
We have one of these and its amazing. I read the recall when it came out and when I arrived at the section describing the "defect" I was baffled to say the least. You'd have to try to hang yourself on purpose with this one to create a hazard. I guess if you make it possible, someone will do it..