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Re: Traffic Is Horrible! I'll Just Think About Sex... ([email protected])

for me it depends on the timing.
sure if there is a hot girl right next to me i might think about sex. alot of the time i think about alternate routes. and if there is a nice car next to me i think about jacking him but then i remember that the whole reason i am thinking about this is b/c i am in a traffic jam and that would just be stupid
 

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I listen to the radio, relax, and enjoy the down time

Or if I'm in a hurry somewhere, I scream and beat the crap out of my steering wheel, while wondering what other routes I could take.
 

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or winning a million bucks so i could do with two chicks at the same time.

You don't need a million bucks for this to happen.

Though if you do and you chose the wrong one from the menu, you could be scratching your ish for a long time
 

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Re: (PineappleMonkey)

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You don't need a million bucks for this to happen.


well for the kind of chicks that'll double up on a guy like me i do.
 

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Re: (handlestolen)

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well for the kind of chicks that'll double up on a guy like me i do.
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well for the kind of chicks that'll double up on a guy like me i do.

lol
 

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i think about quantam physics, or winning a million bucks so i could do with two chicks at the same time.

Its quantum physics. I'll have you know that is what I actually think about, some of the time.
 

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Re: (handlestolen)

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i think about quantam physics, or winning a million bucks so i could do with two chicks at the same time.

hell, i just think about getting $250 bucks to do one chick!

i think about most stuff mentioned...but mainly about the idiot drivers around my. why am i the only one who knows how to drive?
 

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I'd be the one wondering what the temperature of the enigne is... up down up down up down up down. Hey I can hear the fan kick on! up down up down up down....
 

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i would be part of the seven percent worried about their clutch. i'm always thinking about the poor thing...

Me too. Then I think about sex. Then about the condintion of my clutch. Followed by how poor my sex life is.
Freaking clutch....
 

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Re: (WolfsburgTekniques)

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Me too. Then I think about sex. Then about the condintion of my clutch. Followed by how poor my sex life is.
Freaking clutch....

Hahahahahahahahahahaha
 

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I'm married so thinking about sex is usually as far as it goes.
 

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I look at the nice cars around me if there is any, sometimes about my clutch but mostly just blast some cd's and sing them real loud and have people stare at me and think I'm crazy.
 

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Re: Traffic Is Horrible! I'll Just Think About Sex... (billgti)

Did someone mention sex and cars?

 

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Re: Traffic Is Horrible! I'll Just Think About Sex... (Mazda 3s)

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Did someone mention sex and cars?



Convinient having Kleenex around!! Don't want to stain the seat!! no more l o c k inducing comments from me, sorry I just had to! LOL
 
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