[ribguy]

who got her first vw, a cabby, at last

 

[nasty_VW_habit]

she had a whip not so shabby!

 

[ribguy]

she rode it hard and the car got quite "crabby"

 

[nasty_VW_habit]

so much so in fact, she shrieked “oh help me daddy!”

 

[ribguy]

so much so in fact, she shrieked “oh help me daddy!”

I don't want to scare you off. Hang in there these can be fun.

In a 5 sentence limerick, your line should have ended with a word that rhymed with enthusiast, which was the first line of the cabby story. Please check out the very first thread

So, to doctor up your line "so much so in fact, she shrieked "oh help me daddy" like a radio broadcast!

 

[ribguy]

New 5 line limerick


There once was a virus named vid

 

[ribguy]

(Please check out the very first thread, for the simple rules for this)


Whose transmission we all must forbid

 

[nasty_VW_habit]

Sh!ts getting Scary

 

[ribguy]

Thanks to the good people at our valley nursing homes,
taking care of all of our "Uncle Larrys"

 

[ribguy]

The healers and heroes take care of the most vulnerable, so they can live.

 

[ribguy]

New five line limerick


Social distancing can really be a pain

 

[ribguy]

no more nooner nookie from neighbor Jane

 

[ribguy]

her old man has been home since the flu came on

 

[ribguy]

most days, she's outside working on the lawn

 

[ribguy]

all a girl can do is sit and wait, what a damn shame.

 

[flygliii]

There once was a girl in a Jetta

 

[ribguy]

she's heading to the beach with her good friend Metta

 

[flygliii]

Effed that up.

EDIT:
While talking like Greta

 

[ribguy]

Hang in there, these can be fun.

save the Greta line for the last sentence of our 5 line limerick.

It will work since it will rhyme with the first two lines.

The next two lines should be a new rhyme that rhymes with each other;
A
A
B
B
A

 

[ribguy]

(third line)

They talked about global warming and other stuff