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For all the VW Bus owners. Just some jokes I stumbled into on the internet. Know a couple Vw Bus owners and this even made me laugh.
1. You know your a VW bus driver if you come to a "reduced speed ahead" sign and you were already going that speed.
2 So you know your a VW bus driver if little kids coming running up like you are the ice cream man. The bad part is they can usually catch you...
3 You know your a VW bus driver if you have to, for whatever reason, get out of your bus to start it.
4 You know you're a VW bus driver if when you see flashing lights in the rear-view, the speedo isn't the first thing you check.
5 You know you are a VW bus driver if you spent more time picking out the curtains in your bus, than the one's in your house.
6 You know you're a VW bus driver when you start out speeding towards a hill, and still end up at the top with a line of cars behind you. "Hey, at least I look cool."
7 You know you are a VW bus driver if you are serious about your, : Honk if Anything Falls Off! sticker.
8 You know your a VW bus Driver when you Pass a person Burning Brush but you still glance down at your lights and look in the rear to see if you engine is not on fire
9 You know your a VW bus driver if when Approaching a hill you Automatic Head for the Truck Lane (bus Lane).
10 You know you are a VW bus driver....You know that your a Bus driver if when filling up with gas Require you to open the deck lid and check the oil as well.
11 You know you are a VW bus driver....you are so prepared for a breakdown that not only do you actually carry a full toolbox with you at all times, but also blankets, pillows and snacks enough to live comfortably should the repair be out of your reach.
12 You know you are a VW bus driver....you leave 20 minutes early and still arrive 5 minutes late
13 You know your a VW bus Driver when you carry a 3 1/2 ton floor jack with , just incase you need to pull the motor!
14 You know your a VW bus Driver when you empty your pockets at night and along with the spare change there is a 10mm and 13mm wrench:)
15 You know you are a VW bus driver....when you walk out of a store and another bus driver leaves a note for you under your wiper.
16 You know you are a VW bus driver....when you can find your parking spot, because of the oil leak
17 You know you are a VW bus driver when shifting into 4th gear includes the use of a bungy cord.
18 You know you are a VW bus driver....Your elbows get sore from slumping over the wheel.
19 You know you are a VW bus driver....You convince your insurance company that your nose mounted spare tire doubles as an "Air bag"
20 You know you are a VW bus driver....you see a Bus stopped on the side of the road, you actually stop and help them out
21 You know you are a VW bus driver....if you carry a spare motor on your luggage rack to a camp out..
22 You know you are a VW bus driver....you know you're a bus driver when you pass a junk yard and wonder if they have the parts you need.
23 You know you are a VW bus driver....it takes you 20 minutes to stop at a gas station, because everyone wants to talk to you about your Bus
24 You know you are a VW bus driver....if you give high fives when passing another car...uphill.
25 You know you are a VW bus driver....if every time someone reaches for the sliding door handle you start to panic and yell "be careful, that comes right off
26 You know you are a VW bus driver when you ask your wife, "do you smell gas?"
27 You know you are a VW bus driver if you have a radio but don't listen to it cause you're listening to the motor.
28 You know you are a VW bus driver if you have a permanent red mark on your back from the springs of the seat poking you in the back.
29 You know you are a VW bus driver if you've ever come out to somebody so generous and impressed with your bus that they left a spliff under your windshield wiper.
30 You know you are a VW bus driver if you are pulled over by bike patrol
31 You know you are a VW bus driver if you are the host of a camp out and you arrive a day late.
32 You know you are a VW bus driver when you know who John Muir is and you actually think you can converse with him telepathically to help fix your bus
33 You know you are a VW bus driver if you have ever installed a door hinge to make your accelerator pedal work
34 You know you are a VW bus driver when you automatically throw up the peace sign when ever someone waves to you on the road.
35 You know you are a VW bus driver if you have to stop for a downed tree blocking the road on your way home so you climb in the back and eat dinner before walking home to get the chainsaw
36 You know you are a VW bus driver if your friends always ask to borrow tools when you stop by because they know you're carrying them with you.
37 You know you are a VW bus driver, as other vehicles pass you they either give you the peace sign, do their fingers like they are passing safety information, laugh or take pictures.
38 You know you are a VW bus driver when you pop your top and eat lunch in the parking lot at work so you "feel like you are camping"
39 You know you are a VW bus driver when you let your hair grow long just so you can be an appropriate accessory to your vehicle.
40 You know you are a VW bus driver if can diagnose engine problems only using your sense of smell.
41 You know you are a VW bus driver if you recognize your friends by the vehicle rather than their face.
42 You know you are a VW bus driver when feet protruding from the under the rear of a vehicle seem normal.
43 You know you are a VW bus driver when weather plays no role in you decision whether or not to go camping.
44 You know you are a VW bus driver when you get up in the morning actually looking forward to the drive to work
45 You know you are a VW bus driver if there's both frost on the inside as well as the outside of your windows
46 You know you are a VW bus driver if you spend your work day planning your next camping trip instead of working
47 You know you are a VW bus driver if part of your household budget includes a "Bus needs" section
48 You know you are a VW bus driver when the drive to anywhere you go is the most adventurous part of the trip.
49 You know you are a VW bus driver when your rocking your body back and forth to get the extra speed up a hill!
50 You know you are a VW bus driver when you slow down to look at the vehicles reflection in shop windows.
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You know you are a VW bus driver when you carry a towel with you to wipe the windshield because your defroster doesn't work.
52 You know your a VW bus driver when you carry a bottle of Rain-x with you at all times.
53 You know your a VW bus driver when no matter what happens, you can allways live in your bus.
 

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yeah, that's klassic!

I'm going to post up a link to this thread in the West forum cause there's probably more people this would apply to out there
 
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