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some accidents are just plain stupid, as long as no one gets hurt.
What are some of the funniest you guys have ever seen?
i'll start it off:
a few months ago my friend blantently went through a red light, not on purpose mind you, he is just a moron.
He Tried to turn left just as a newer model jaguar entered the intersection.
he slammed on his brakes and honked thinking he still had the green light, i pointed out the red light above him, he looked at the elderly lady drving the jaguar who was quite pissed smiled waved adn drove off.
Quite possibly the funniest situation i have ever seen.
 

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Re: What are the most stupid accidents or near accidents you have ever seen? (96_jetta)

This wasn't an accident on the road but... In the building where I work there is a parking garage in the basement. In this parking garage there are lifts so that two cars can be parked in one spot. There was a 2 week old convertible Jaguar in one of the lower spots. The regular attendent wasn't there and there was a replacement attnedant who had never worked down there before (I'm sure you can see what's coming). The replacement attendant hit the wrong lift switch and dropped the lift (with car) on to the Jaguar crushing the frame around the windshield but somehow not touching the body. Needless to say I never saw that attendant again but the Jaguar was back in a month or so and you couldn't tell it had been hurt.
The stupid part, the lift moves very slowly, it must have taken 3-4 seconds before it hit the Jaguar and the switch is a deadman type switch, if he would have just let go of it....
Alex


[Modified by MasterAdkins, 11:43 AM 2-13-2002]
 

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Re: What are the most stupid accidents or near accidents you have ever seen? (96_jetta)

This is a classic jerk SUV story:
My girlfriend came to visit this past weekend and after a great dinner and some even better wine we were headed to a club in downtown motown. I was in the left lane about to move into the left turning lane. A brand new 2002 excursion bent in front of me and tried to beat the light- he didn't b/c cars were coming the other way. By the time the on coming trafic had stopped the cars on the cross street had started flying so this guy was kinda stuck in the middle of the road. He was forced to wait until our light turned green and even then he tried to beat the oncoming traffic but it didn't happen- he finally got an opening and just gunned it. It was a bit wet out and he must of really floored it. He started to make the left and completey fishtailed- his back end swinging wildly to the right, he tried to correct it by turning the wheel and gunning it again and I SWEAR TO GOD he was up on two wheels. My girlfriend wasn't paying attention and I started screaming "He's on two!! He's on Two!!!!" I honestly thought he was gonna roll it. I had my camera and everything- He straightened it out and took off. I was laughing my ass off. could you imagine what a dipsh!t you would have to be to roll an EXCURSION? It made my night.
 

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Re: What are the most stupid accidents or near accidents you have ever seen? (96_jetta)

In December, I still lived in an apartment which was in a house on a fairly busy corner. I had just gotten in from my friends house where we were playing GTA3. I am sitting on the couch watching Sports Center and I hear a car gun it coming to the the stop sign on the corner. I look out the window to see a small white 4dr (later determined to be a 94 Toyota Corolla) speeding towards the intersection. On the cross street, with no stop sign, is an Isuzu SUV (later determined to be a 90's Rodeo 4dr). The kid in the Toyota blows the stop sign, and was broadsided by the Isuzu. The impact sent the Toyota into a telephone pole, snapping the pole in two pieces. The Toyota then went across the lawn of the house across the street, took out the brick steps of the house, and slid sideways into a parked car in the driveway of the adjacent house. The Isuzu flipped onto the drivers side and slid into what was left of the pole. It sounded like a plane landed in the front yard.
I threw on my sneakers and my coat and ran downstairs - I was the only one out there initially - I knew it was bad because it was SO quiet and dark - the streetlight was out and all of the wires were in the street.
Went to the SUV first as it was closer to me. The passenger side was facing up - banged on the window to see if I could get the attention of the driver - fluids and sparking wires everywhere - the guy driving (23 year old who had just dropped his girlfriend off two blocks away) was moaning and yelling about his head. I helped him crawl out of the rear gate of the destoyed Isuzu - he had a gash on his head an was bleeding heavily - but he was alive -and literally had been knocked out of his shoes - he had only socks on! By this time some of my other neighbors had come out and a woman who was a nurse told me to check on the other car while she attended to the SUV driver. I went to the other car, which was quite far away and started yelling to the driver to see if I could get a reaction. There was none. The driver of the Toyota had died on impact. (I will save you the gory details - but suffice it to say that I have had nightmares about what I saw).
The kid (yeah kid) was 16 years old, with a suspended JUNIOR license. He was not supposed to be driving at ALL never mind at 1 am. As the story in the paper went the next day, he was at a party with friends, and stole his aunts car keys, and later her car. He was from the area, and most likley knew there was a stop sign on the corner. He chose to ignore it and it cost him his life. Worse then that, he affected many other people, including the innocent driver of the other vehicle who suffered head injuries, as well as the family who lived in the house where the Toyota ended its ride. His mother tried to blame the other driver in the article, saying that her son drove fast, but was a good driver. Really? The police officers at the scene who took my statement told me that if the kid in the Toyota had lived, that he would have been arrested immediately. In addition, think how bad the guy in the SUV feels that he took a life, even if it wasn't his fault!
In summary, this is a stupid accident, beacuse it never should have happened. As a matter of fact, it should not even be called an accident, because of the fact that the kid in the Toyota made a decision to not stop at the stop sign!
Sorry this was so long, but I have been dwelling on this since it happened - this has given me a chance to vent. Thanks for reading this if you choose to...
 

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Re: What are the most stupid accidents or near accidents you have ever seen? (Reggie44)

Wow, what a story.
Speaking of stupid teenage drivers...
A year ago I was hit head on while waiting at a red light at 3 am (broke my collar bone). The driver that hit me was:
1) drunk
2) 17 years old (i.e. underage drunk)
3) driving at about 90MPH in a 30 zone
4) being chased by 3 police cars
5) on a learner's permit (no driving at all after midnight)
6) the permit was suspended anyways
7) the car (Acura 3.2TL) was taken from his dad without permission
8) tried to run on foot from the scene
I don't know what happened to him later. I hope his crimes have been punished accordingly.
 

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Re: What are the most stupid accidents or near accidents you have ever seen? (96_jetta)

stupidest? a lady that was driving 40mph through a 30mph zone. she was directly in front of me. it was snowy and the roads were slippery. she was going too quick into a fast left-hand turn and she hit her brakes. the car immediately swapped ends and she spun off the road into a snowy ditch (unharmed).
i thought "idiot!" rule #1 of driving on wet roads: never hit brakes in a turn when the roads are wet. that's just the simple laws of physics at work there. i would have helped her if she was going the speed limit, but i figured i'd let her sit there for a while and think about how dumb that maneuver was.
i wonder if she ever figured it out?
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Re: What are the most stupid accidents or near accidents you have ever seen? (Obin Robinson)

I was stuck behind a left turning vehicle at an intersection in NYC. I picked up my cell phone to leave a message for a friend. A woman behind me saw me with the cell phone to my head. After the car in front of me turned, I proceeded to go through the intersection. The woman behind me got so upset, she changes lane and speeds up next to me and screams at me to put down my cell phone. I was a bit startled so I put down the phone to see what this lady was screaming about, just in time to see her stomp on her brakes but not in time to stop rear-ending a car in front of her. She was so intent on screaming at me, she didn't noticed there was a stopped car in front of her. I just kept driving on.
 
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